What a weekend! Saw Ocean's 8. Ran a bunch with my wife. Ate a lot of ice cream. Saw Alt J in concert. Watched a bunch of Daria (Season 1). Walked around Brooklyn and loved every minute of it.
But enough about me! Who's this posh little goofball? This aspiring writer wanted more than golden chalices and well piped furniture, so she sprung out in pursuit of adventure! Little did she know how swept away she could get in a life on the sea.